
I can always tell when my wife has been reading the online forums from the Asbury Park Press, and this morning was clearly one of those times. I was sitting in my office drinking my Decaf and reading the news when I heard her shout “OH MY GOD, WHERE DO THEY FIND THESE IDIOTS?!!” (Imagine a cute little brunette making Hungarian hand gestures at her laptop.) After she had calmed down a bit, it seemed a fitting moment to discuss a fundamental truth of the new media: Never in your life have you seen a larger collection of ignorance, misinformation and outright stupidity (that is so common to liberals) than in the “comments” sections of New Jersey’s online Newspapers.
The story that got her going this time was a sighting of another Coyote in suburban Ocean County. The Asbury Park Press is a less liberal newspaper than many in New Jersey so the story itself just relayed the facts and didn't include any nonsense about how George Bush and the war in Iraq were responsible for New Jersey's wildlife issues. But in the comments section after the article, my wife found the bit that set her off. Some idiot had made the transparently stupid claim that we're seeing more of these Coyotes and Bears because their natural habitat is being destroyed by the “greed” of suburban development.
This is not just a comical anti-capitalist rant, but is also a complete misrepresentation of the facts. The real reason we’re seeing more Coyotes and Bears in New Jersey is that there is more for them to eat than there has been at any time in the past 40 years. And the reason there is more for them to eat, is because of the expansion of their habitat not the contraction of it. It’s all really been caused by the single most successful conservation program in American history. And that starts more or less in the 1970’s with Ben Franklin’s favorite bird, the Turkey.
By the 1930’s, the wild Turkey population in the US had reached its low point where they were all but eliminated in North America. For 30 years afterward the government made a top down effort to reestablish them, but some “expert” somewhere had gotten the idea that they should simply release domestic birds into the wild. But since those birds lacked the same natural resistance to predators and disease, they didn’t do particularly well. According to the Department of Environmental Protection there wasn’t so much as a single wild Turkey living in the state of New Jersey as late as 1969. Official estimates for 1969 actually show the total wild Turkey population in New Jersey at zero.
But in 1977 the National Wild Turkey Federation, using money from its members (all hunters) as well as public conservation money from a special tax on the purchase of hunting licenses, firearms and ammunition, began a conservation program using Wild Turkeys rather than domestic birds. These birds were better able to survive and the population has since exploded. Last year the department estimates that there were roughly 23,000 birds living statewide, and viable nesting populations in every county in the state. It’s those turkeys that are serving as a food source for the resurgence of coyotes.
But it isn’t just that some dimwit socialist got another story dead wrong. That’s not enough to upset my wife. After all liberals have been on the wrong side of virtually every major issue in the last 100 years so it should surprise no one, least of all my wife, that they got one more topic wrong. But what bothered my wife was not that someone was ignorant of the facts, but that they were so absolutely certain they were right. Ignorance bothers no one, but the combination of ignorance and arrogance can make anyone furious, and it’s that combination that so annoyed my Mrs.
The liberal in the comments section was simply parroting the anti-capitalist mantra of the environmental movement without even a passing thought. They had a pre-conceived notion that man is destroying nature and that bourgeois suburbanites are somehow working against Coyotes and other wildlife. They had no idea that suburban lawns and gardens typically carry more calories per acre that forestland in New Jersey and can therefore support MORE wildlife not less. They also had no idea that thanks to careful land management by logging companies we actually have more forestland in the northeast US than we’ve ever had before, or that there are more deer in the US than there were before Columbus landed. These are facts that can be verified by any adolescent interested in them, but time and time again they've shown us that liberals aren’t interested in facts… they’re only interested in their own feelings.
Hunters on the other hand, are forced to deal with the realities of nature all the time. They’re interested in conservation not environmentalism. And there is a big difference between believing that you should be a responsible custodian of your natural environment, and believing that animals “have rights” or that squirrels should get the vote. Hunters have dealt with the realities of nature and brought the wild Turkey back from virtual extinction. And with that resurgence has come some of the predators that typically prey on them. To hunters this is simply a fact of life that will need to be dealt with. But the only thing that liberals can contribute to the discussion is some laughable complaints that Coyotes are having their environment damaged by “greed”.
The fact is, Coyotes have a long history of doing well in suburban environments so long as they can find enough to eat. If they can't, then they can be dangerous to children and attacks are not uncommon. They’re opportunists, and might take a shot at stealing an unattended baby from a crib as they often do in other parts of the country. My mom loves to repeat the story of her neighbor in Arizona who caught a coyote trying to tear her 6 month old daughter from her car seat while she was unloading the groceries. It happens a lot and we need to be aware of the danger. But in general terms they’re adaptable, clever, and know how to stay away from adult humans.
It’s a mistake to believe that the newly increased coyote population poses no risk to humans, but the answer isn’t to wipe them out. Like most animals they’ll tend to keep to themselves and avoid people unless we let the populations swell like we’re currently doing with Black Bears. Humans are the kind of trouble that Coyotes don’t need so they’ll happily avoid them so long as they can get enough to eat elsewhere. And that’s the trick to the safe management of our newly reestablished predator population in New Jersey… we need to keep the total numbers small and their density light, and the best way to do that is with a carefully managed hunting season.
Of course, all these aspects of Coyote behavior only refer to a healthy Coyote. If the Coyote is diseased then all bets are off. Rabid animals are not going to behave the way a healthy animal would and Coyotes are frequent carriers of rabies, so any animal which demonstrates a lack of fear of humans should be dealt with immediately. As for me and my wife, we live in a fairly rural area. And I’ve given her careful instructions on how to deal with any predator that doesn’t seem to have the sense to keep its distance. If she believes that either she or our daughter is in any danger at all, then she has my permission to concentrate on the three S’s. Those are, shoot … shovel… and shut up. We haven’t had any cause yet, but if a time should come, we won’t have any reservations either.
When it comes to the safety of our family, we have no intention of waiting for Lisa Jackson and Governor Corzine to come to their senses and treat the management of New Jersey’s predators seriously. With their current “ignore the problem and hope no one gets killed before the election” management plan, someone is eventually going to lose a child. It’s absolutely certain to happen…It’s just a matter of when. And my wife and I have no intention of allowing our child to be harmed by a willfully negligent pair of politicians and their delusions about the cuddliness of wildlife.
With that said, naturally I hope the day never comes. As a hunter and a conservative, I’m worried about being a responsible custodian of our environment so I don’t want to have to harm any animal unnecessarily. I’m not some fool who’s only interested in having the government force everyone to conform to my feelings about wildlife whether they're based on reality or not. I’m a responsible adult, not some spoiled liberal stuck in permanent adolescence. I'm not living in suburban luxury while using all the trappings of the modern world to complain about the greed of others (who in truth probably only want what I've already got). And I guess that’s the thing that really annoyed my wife this morning. She rightly feels that the world would be a better place if eternally spoiled and bratty liberals were seen but not heard.
Given the nonsense that so frequently comes out of their mouths, I find it hard not to agree with her.












