- Here's Your Honest Dialog...

The description reads:

There's just no getting around it -- you're a racist. Everyone...from your neighbor to your congressman to the alternative weekly newspaper knows you are. Instead of tiresome repeated denials, why not just admit to your imaginary hate crime by clearly labeling yourself for all to cast stones of judgment. By removing this question of doubt, you allow everyone to move forward onto friendlier topics of conversation -- like gay marriage.

I think something like this makes a very important statement. Remember, virtually all black people think you're a racist already anyway so it's no shock to them to see you wearing this. If it turns out you know someone who is black and doesn't think you're a racist, this won't convince them. And if it starts to catch on, then we can finally put an end to most unfounded and widest spread leftist accusation in politics.