Monday, April 16, 2012
- Who Could Have Seen This Coming?
A Woman Named Fellony has been Arrested On Felony Battery Charge Following a Bloody Indiana Bar Attack
For the record, I don't think this has anything to do with race in particular, just lowbrow stupidity. There is a porn actress who also goes by the name of Felony but I think she's white (For those of you wondering, I saw her give an interview during the Charlie Sheen flame-out and the name stuck in my head.) In fact, that might be even worse because she probably gave herself the name.
What this is really about is the stupidity of a woman (the suspect's mother) who thought that the name Fellony would be clever. Why not name her "Crack Whore"? How about the name "Chlamydia"? Maybe "Bendamustine" would be a fun name - at least I don't suspect anyone would make fun of them in middle school.
In the end it's probably all Frank Zappa's fault.
Bad Baby Names