My brother thinks I'm being too tough on these idiots. He says that he thinks it's just a few communist organizers manipulating gobs of stupid kids - many of whom are just hanging around the protest in an effort to get laid. But this kid is the best they could come up with in a format (MSNBC) that's doing it's level best not to make them look like a bunch of psychotics and loons, and he still seems like someone I'd never hire for anything.
He probably has a point - my brother I mean. P.J. O'Rourke famously said that the desire to sleep with hippie chicks fueled 90% of the anti Vietnam war movement. but I think that thesis fails in this case on somewhat closer inspection. I jogged past the "occupy Minneapolis" crowd when I was traveling last week, and I smelled them before I saw them. And when I got up close enough to see, they looked like the roughest girls in a generally rough town. I think they're all really just as dumb as this kid. All of them.
Anyway, dismantling Capitalism is this dopey kid's priority. Well bravo for him. But he better not let capitalism find out what he's up to or it may get angry at him for it. And as you know from your vast reading of history, nothing is more dangerous than a free market system with it's "A" game on. It's all a conspiracy after all right? Or to put it in terms even this kid can relate to, it's a Buddhist philosophical tenet about the virtues of community which loosely translated from the original Sanskrit reads:
"Don't start none... won't be none."
What this kid should really do is take his free MSNBC haircut and his free MSNBC tie and go apply for a job making cappuccinos or something. It's a job he's intellectually suited to, and if it turns out that my brother is right about him and his brethren, he'll probably also get more girls. Chicks really dig a guy who can afford to buy his own weed. And it's tough to get a girl alone when you're sleeping in your parent's basement.
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LOL! spot on TOm!
Iwhile listening to this MSLSD dreck, the "kid" with his delusions of grandure reminded me of the characters from the movie "Step Brothers"...
We have the People's Puppet Analytics...
If this kid says analytics one more time...
Yes, he's going to have 'sleepless nights' going over the data, because the way he experienced math class, it was all just exposure to 'social constructs', and who really knows what 2+2 is equal to anyway?
He's wetting his depends over the idea of performing a linear regression. Can't do it, and once done for him, he can't understand what it says.
Hooray for post-deconstructionist U.
"anarchy isnt easy"???? if the dude is so radical why did he feel the need to put on a suit and tie???he conforming to "the man"....and what freedoms have been takin away???they takin craps where they want to. the freedom hes talking about is --wheres my free educAtion. my free housing.. post life abortion.poof...... as i put here yesterday from twain--- the world doesnt owe you anything.it was here first......and ill finish with what might be an appropriate line from princess bride for this libtard.." have fun storming the castle""jesus
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