This is just embarrassing. It's like watching chimps gathered around their first fire. It's so stupid, I can't even reasonably criticize it.
If we let these congressional imbeciles run the whole economy, we will get exactly what we deserve.
They would never think about trying to teach chemistry to a chemist, or medicine to a doctor (actually the Democrats would try that... but I digress.)
We need to accept that financial risk management is the providence of experts. It's not even mathematicians - in fact, it's pure math guys that are making most of the mistakes. It's a special discipline that requires years of training. And you are not going to be able to do it effectively from a congressional committee. Trying to regulate it, will only brake it.
Now go away you buffoons and see if you can't find a house page to molest, or some nice small business to extort a campaign contribution out of. Stick to your strengths.