Mrs. RFNJ: "So how did you sleep last night, were you able to nod off finally?"
Me: "Not really. I probably got an hour or two of something resembling sleep but it wasn't exactly a restful night. < Pause to fill coffee cup > Still, at 5:15 this morning I kicked my feet off the bed and got to work."
Mrs. RFNJ: "That wasn't you... you didn't do that."