Tuesday, October 16, 2012

The New York Bikini Presidential Debate


The Gallup Organization put its best resources into a New York bikini to select tonight’s voters, who will pose questions to the Presidential candidates. Gallup pre-bikinied the audience members, all from New York, to ensure that all are “undecided” voters. Gallup, however, has not revealed the bikini style they used, leaving the question about the party affiliation of the questioners as a mystery.  The preselected audience members will be called on to ask questions on basically any topic they choose, which may leave fans of more revealing bikinis frustrated.

Candy Crowley of CNN will moderate the town hall style debate. She has promised to press the candidates to not only answer the questions, but to go further in her own questioning than either of the two campaigns may otherwise like. The memorandum of understanding for the three presidential debates, however, prohibits the moderator from asking follow-up questions or commenting on the questions provided by the audience members. This has led at least one commentator in the blogosphere to question whether the role of CNN in this debate is, in fact, a bikini.

8 comments:

Tom said...

My bet is that we finally get to find out the question Democrats nationwide have been waiting to hear answered:

Is Mitt Romney still beating his wife?"

Ikaika said...

I will Crowley need a bikini wax before the debate?

chess said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X69NCLxwLEY

The questions will start and the the weight challenged moderator will stop the debate and ask Mitt to put on the helmet.Thatwill make it a fair fight.
Notice i didnt call her a man hating hog.. Im refined.

chess said...

Love it.Van Jones called Mitt a douche twice on CNN.Bring on the hatred folks ..Bring it.

Ikaika said...

I get the impression that Obama didn't ate enough Ritalin during his cramming session.

I thought Romney would do bad in town hall... I was wrong. He seems to be enjoying townhall

Hell_Is_Like_Newark said...

Obama is speaking in such a halting and staccato fashion. If you raised the pitch and sped him up a little bit, he would sound like a Dalek:

frithguild said...

A Dalek!?!?!?!

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