Monday, January 28, 2013

- St. Tomas De Arma

I didn't do this, it was emailed to me by a friend. And since there is clearly the fate of an immortal soul involved I won't say who. It's between him and his priest.

But I strongly suspect there will be a ton of hail Marys and several acts of contrition involved in getting past this one.

As I've said, I'm hardly a saint. But my devotion to firearms safety is 'religious' so I'm hoping that's the intent here.

1 comment:

frithguild said...

Armaments, chapter two, verses nine through twenty-one.

Cleric: [reading] And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, "O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy." And the Lord did grin. And the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths, and carp and anchovies, and orangutans and breakfast cereals, and fruit-bats and large chu...