Wednesday, June 14, 2017

- The Republican Shooting

I've been reading the news and I've got this all figured out.

A lone wolf (probably conservative) terrorist (probably) member of a (probably) white wing militia group went on a shooting spree because of the lack of gun control. He shot several people of color and a few members of the colorless, using an ultra high powered armor piercing sniper rifle.

The reasons for this, according to the news, is obvious. It was obviously because of hatred, xenophobia, a lack of support for illegal immigration, islamophobia, hatred, Trump, and a lack of gun control.

Also Racism.

The race of the shooter is unknown, but it is known that he was a misogynistic and toxic male, who was a misogynist, filled to the brim with misogyny and hate.

Also... Racism, and Russia.

Unnamed government sources have confirmed all of this.

It's all true. I read it on the internet.

1 comment:

Blegoo said...

Aaa... correction: usage of automatic assault rifle is confirmed by CNN.